miss me?

Wow its been forever since i've gotten on here.  Wonder if anyone missed me.  I mean you can always find me on twitter :P.  Thought i'd update today and say hello.  I had to get on here to give the link to @Leo4koz (is it sad i couldn't remember? lol).  If you ask nicely maybe i'll update on here some :)

until next time,
B

Maycation is Here!!!!

So tomorrow is the last day I work for six days.  I'm sure y'all have seen me tweet about maycation before...well it's finally here!!!!!!  Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo and I have some internet drinking plans with a new friend who I adore <3 (you know who you are boo).  Tuesdaymidnight is flying in that night and I will be up with her and Coolbreeze_ Friday!  Heaven only knows what kinds of things we'll get into.  I'm just so excited to be hanging out with these chicas (well CB for the second time)!!!!!!!  Saturday were driving down to meet bsmog at the tattoo/piercing parlor to get ourselves inked :D (and maybe pierced who knows).

 I'm looking forward to hang out with these chicas and have lots of fun.  I'll be able to stay up late and sleep in and not worry about work!  I'll get to chat with my twinja nonstop and get to know boo better <3.  I'm so ready for this...work has been so stressful it'll be nice to get away, get drunk without caring.  Snuggling with my tuesday (I totally lvoe her!) and having random conversation with coolbreeze_ like our dinner.  Bitching with bsmog about our getting up early for work and then having a laugh about it.

I may even have some plans to start working on a fic with my twin (if we can ever stop talking about other stuff long enough! <3 ya lol!).  But thats all i'm gonna say about that for now, I can't go giving it away now can I ;).

Starting tomorrow at 2pm (EST) I will be on vacation so feel free to tweet me or chat me (if you don't have my gtalk just ask!).  I'll be available all the time :).

ps-expect drunk tweets/chats/texts/calls (if applicable to you).

love always,
B

Toy Update

So my toys are scheduled to arrive Tuesday.  They are currently with UPS in Nashville, TN.  I'm trying to tell my self no masturbating until then.  I know its only 2 days away but thats kinda hard.  Especially now that I've told myself no...my cursor is itching to click on one of the porn tabs that I haven't watched yet.  I think it will be so worth it to wait though...break the toys in right ;).  Opinions are always welcome XD

"Real Facts" #760

So I've decided that every time I open a snapple bottle i'm going to blog the real fact under the cap.  So today brought to you by my diet peach tea snapple is real fact number 760:

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Shamrock Shakes

I love the month of March.  The weather warms up (usually) and everything just seems happier.  It has my favorite non-gift holiday on March 17th (St. Patrick's Day!).  A certain fast food restaurant that I shall not name comes out with this fuck awesome shake every year.  I normally don't like minty things mixed with other flavors, especially chocolate.  The Shamrock Shake though is sooooo yummy though.  It has a slight mint taste mixed with what I think is vanilla.  If you haven't tried one I HIGHLY recommend it.  Plus its green!!! (which is my fav color in case anyone was wondering).

Now for the ranty part.  I've had two people tell me on twitter that they went to get one and had problems.  One person told me that the machines were down so they couldn't make milkshakes.  What the fuck are you doing letting your milkshake machine break!!!!!  (I've gone there one time for an iced coffee and the ice machine was broken....0_o).  Now I've gotten a second report that a friend went to get one and they didn't have it.  Umm hello bitches its March. The only time I go to your restaurant (for the most part) is March to get this shake.  Your food normally makes me sick so this is the highlight of my year as far as your concerned.  Get with the program.   This shake is the highlight of some peoples fast food year!!

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

</3,
B

Lemonade

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, right?  WRONG! You just kinda stare at them and wonder why the hell life handed you a basket of lemons.  Plus without water and sugar you only have lemon juice.  I want life to give me something useful, like knowledge and wisdom.  Maybe throw some money my way (then I could by some lemonade).  I'm glad life has given me good friends (online anyway) and a sense of humor (which I like to think is one of my best qualities).  So I guess if life gives you lemons take them back for an exchange!

<3,
B

Toys

So I'm thinking about getting some toys for myself.  I've picked out the ones I want, now I just have to decide whether or not to spend the money.  I've picked out Brent Corrigan's signature ass fleshjack, an endurance fleshjack, and a vibrating cock ring (see below for pics).  They all sound amazing. I mean who would pass up the chance to fuck the hottie BC. The endurance fleshjack will improve my stamina so when it comes to the real thing i'll really be the Yoda of Buttsecks ;). I think the cockring is self explanatory (but come on it would vibrate under my balls and on my perineum).  Just thought i'd share my thoughts and see what y'all think.

BC's Fleshjack

Inside: its called Bliss- Brent is a true CA boy,
so we created a texture inspired by CA palm trees

Endurance Jack

Vibrating Cock Ring

Endurance Jack insdie: tight canal
with extra large bumps