Toy Update

So my toys are scheduled to arrive Tuesday.  They are currently with UPS in Nashville, TN.  I'm trying to tell my self no masturbating until then.  I know its only 2 days away but thats kinda hard.  Especially now that I've told myself no...my cursor is itching to click on one of the porn tabs that I haven't watched yet.  I think it will be so worth it to wait though...break the toys in right ;).  Opinions are always welcome XD

"Real Facts" #760

So I've decided that every time I open a snapple bottle i'm going to blog the real fact under the cap.  So today brought to you by my diet peach tea snapple is real fact number 760:

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Shamrock Shakes

I love the month of March.  The weather warms up (usually) and everything just seems happier.  It has my favorite non-gift holiday on March 17th (St. Patrick's Day!).  A certain fast food restaurant that I shall not name comes out with this fuck awesome shake every year.  I normally don't like minty things mixed with other flavors, especially chocolate.  The Shamrock Shake though is sooooo yummy though.  It has a slight mint taste mixed with what I think is vanilla.  If you haven't tried one I HIGHLY recommend it.  Plus its green!!! (which is my fav color in case anyone was wondering).

Now for the ranty part.  I've had two people tell me on twitter that they went to get one and had problems.  One person told me that the machines were down so they couldn't make milkshakes.  What the fuck are you doing letting your milkshake machine break!!!!!  (I've gone there one time for an iced coffee and the ice machine was broken....0_o).  Now I've gotten a second report that a friend went to get one and they didn't have it.  Umm hello bitches its March. The only time I go to your restaurant (for the most part) is March to get this shake.  Your food normally makes me sick so this is the highlight of my year as far as your concerned.  Get with the program.   This shake is the highlight of some peoples fast food year!!

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

</3,
B

Lemonade

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, right?  WRONG! You just kinda stare at them and wonder why the hell life handed you a basket of lemons.  Plus without water and sugar you only have lemon juice.  I want life to give me something useful, like knowledge and wisdom.  Maybe throw some money my way (then I could by some lemonade).  I'm glad life has given me good friends (online anyway) and a sense of humor (which I like to think is one of my best qualities).  So I guess if life gives you lemons take them back for an exchange!

<3,
B

Toys

So I'm thinking about getting some toys for myself.  I've picked out the ones I want, now I just have to decide whether or not to spend the money.  I've picked out Brent Corrigan's signature ass fleshjack, an endurance fleshjack, and a vibrating cock ring (see below for pics).  They all sound amazing. I mean who would pass up the chance to fuck the hottie BC. The endurance fleshjack will improve my stamina so when it comes to the real thing i'll really be the Yoda of Buttsecks ;). I think the cockring is self explanatory (but come on it would vibrate under my balls and on my perineum).  Just thought i'd share my thoughts and see what y'all think.

BC's Fleshjack

Inside: its called Bliss- Brent is a true CA boy,
so we created a texture inspired by CA palm trees

Endurance Jack

Vibrating Cock Ring

Endurance Jack insdie: tight canal
with extra large bumps

Grateful

For my second post (first real one) I just wanted to say I'm very grateful for all of my online friends.  I have a few RL friends but I hardly talk to them anymore.  My work friends are mainly that, friends at work.  I love that I get to come online and feel special and needed.  It makes me so happy to know that I'm accepted and loved for who I am here.  I enjoy tweeting and chatting with everyone.  Twitter really is my happy place, my escape into a world where I know (or think) people care.  Thank you <3

Hi!

Hello everyone. I thought i'd start a blog. Don't know why really lol. Don't know how much i'll say on here or if anyone will read it :P